My MIL just sent me this.

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Subject: The Floods in Texas


Crawford, Texas

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the entire personal

library of George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom

where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential

spokesperson said that the President was devastated, as he had almost

finished coloring the second one.



The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

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He certainly don't draw so well these days....