My MIL just sent me this.

[velvetpage]

Subject: The Floods in Texas


Crawford, Texas

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the entire personal

library of George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom

where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential

spokesperson said that the President was devastated, as he had almost

finished coloring the second one.



The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

Comments

[wyldraven.livejournal.com]

LOL! You owe me a 19" wide screen LCD monitor, and a wireless keyboard!

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Sorry, my insurance doesn't cover people who click on a joke link while their mouths are full. :)

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Didn't the wax in the crayons help to waterproof them?

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Maybe he wasn't a very GOOD colourer. :)

[paka.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. Times are difficult, and America needs someone imaginative, a quick thinker not bound by the idea of coloring within the lines - or heck, even within the book! It's partisan character assassination to insist that crayon on the walls is something someone else has to clean up.

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

He certainly don't draw so well these days....