Being a high school teacher, my mind immediately started imagining the possibilities...."Kids, I am going to postpone this test until Monday. Go home, have sex, come back and we'll see how you do."
I have this look that involves a very flat stare with one arched eyebrow. It perfectly conveys the concept "I am sure you think that Arkansas joke is extremely humorous, but I am also quite confident I have a larger vocabulary than the person who dreamed it up". I need an icon with this facial expression, because I am wearing it right now.
"Except in Arkansas." I am also flipping the author off in the sardonic fashion of Neo in the first Matrix film.
I briefly considered highlighting that, then decided you could say it better than I ever could. For me, it was funnier because I knew how untrue it was. :)
If intelligence is sexually transmitted, then Bryan and I are about to have an open marriage and sleep with every Arkansan Republican to whom we are not related. *nodnod*
One of the other ladies on my friends list is a very erudite, sometimes stupifyingly intelligent college professor. arkansasesby rocks. *S* So I, too, know this to be categorically untrue.
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Date: 2008-02-01 07:22 pm (UTC)Hee hee.
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Date: 2008-02-01 07:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-02-01 07:35 pm (UTC)"Except in Arkansas." I am also flipping the author off in the sardonic fashion of Neo in the first Matrix film.
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