Paris' week, by
jaded_journeys
Jun. 9th, 2007 03:27 pmJudge: "Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200."
Paris: "But I'm mentally ill!"
Sheriff: "O rly?"
Paris: "Ya rly."
Sheriff: "Go home."
Paris: "Srsly?"
Sheriff: "Srsly."
Judge: "NO U!"
Paris: "What?"
Judge: "Get back in jail woman."
Paris: "OMG mental illness!!!!1111oneone"
Judge: "STFU and GTFO my courtroom bitch!"
Paris: "This is not hot! Not hot! MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Judge: "pwnt"
Paris: "*sob*"
Public: "Mmmm, delicious schadenfreude."
Paris: "But I'm mentally ill!"
Sheriff: "O rly?"
Paris: "Ya rly."
Sheriff: "Go home."
Paris: "Srsly?"
Sheriff: "Srsly."
Judge: "NO U!"
Paris: "What?"
Judge: "Get back in jail woman."
Paris: "OMG mental illness!!!!1111oneone"
Judge: "STFU and GTFO my courtroom bitch!"
Paris: "This is not hot! Not hot! MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Judge: "pwnt"
Paris: "*sob*"
Public: "Mmmm, delicious schadenfreude."