Paris' week, by jaded_journeys

Judge: "Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200."

Paris: "But I'm mentally ill!"

Sheriff: "O rly?"

Paris: "Ya rly."

Sheriff: "Go home."

Paris: "Srsly?"

Sheriff: "Srsly."

Judge: "NO U!"

Paris: "What?"

Judge: "Get back in jail woman."

Paris: "OMG mental illness!!!!1111oneone"

Judge: "STFU and GTFO my courtroom bitch!"

Paris: "This is not hot! Not hot! MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Judge: "pwnt"

Paris: "*sob*"

Public: "Mmmm, delicious schadenfreude."