The Fondue

Mar. 26th, 2005 06:02 pm
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Well, the fondue was delicious. I just finished the leftovers, right down to the toasted crust on the bottom of the pot, and it was just as good the second time around. It was a bit stringier, though. For the few pictures that turned out, see [livejournal.com profile] pyat's journal. But something's wrong with our digital camera - every picture the darn thing takes is blurry, no matter how good the light. So the pictures are no great shakes. (Hence, no pictures of me in my leather jacket, either. Those were awful in every sense.)

Things to remember next time I make a fondue:

1) Have the participants each bring some pre-grated gruyère with them. First, it cuts down on the cost (and this is by no means a cheap dish to make.) Second, it makes it much easier to fulfill the recipe requirement of cheese from several different moulds, of different age. Third, it alleviates the problem in #2.
2) Have a really good cheese grater or food-processor to do the hardest work. Those little hand-held mills, designed for putting parmesan on spaghetti? They don't cut it. You have to spend a lot of time cutting up the cheese so it will fit, then you crank and crank and take the cheese out and put it back in again with a different side down and change hands because the hand holding the mill is getting sore from pressing. It took me close to an hour to accomplish.
3) Make sure you cook it enough to get rid of most of the alcohol. Otherwise the teetotalers or rare drinkers in the group are going to have issues. There will always be a bit of alcohol left, unless you cook it past the point of gooey fondue goodness, but you can get rid of most of it.
4) If the alcohol is part of the raison d'être of the fondue, skip step three.
5) I need to invest in some fresh peppercorns. And a proper mill. In fact, replacing all my spices as I use them would be a really good idea. Mine are mostly quite old. The nutmeg should have had the whole house smelling, and it didn't, not even when I spilled some.
6) In the presence of an alcohol burner and sharp, never-used fondue forks, the toddler will alternate between one and the other, keeping parents on their toes. She was cute, though. She munched on cheeseless bread; I think she disliked the wine smell.
7) Bread with butter in it really brings out the flavour of the cheese and the wine. I may try a pat of butter in the fondue next time.

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Date: 2005-03-27 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
Blurry pix? try holding the camera on the table (to ensure real steadyness) and gently pressing the "shutter" release. I only get blur when it's dim lighting (hence slow shutter) and I jerk rather than squeeze the release.

It's like firing a handgun really...squeeeeeeze not *jab*

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Date: 2005-03-27 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetpage.livejournal.com
You know, I have never been able to follow this advice. I have always taken as many blurry pictures as good ones, but they used to be evenly mixed. Piet, on the other hand, takes very good pictures usually. It was part of his job at one point. So when his pictures are also coming out blurry nine times out of ten, the problem is more likely with the camera than with our technique.

Oh, and I've never fired a gun in my life. I'm planning to keep it that way.

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Date: 2005-03-27 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
I used to shoot pistol at my college rifle club. I'm utter crud with a rifle, but with a .22 on a good day I'd get 94 - 98 @ 25yds on a standard target. Our range was adjacent to Aldwych tube station....another thing that has passed into history. Always reckon Blairs ban had less to do with school massacres than with keeping weapons from the population in case they saw reason to rise up....
like theres been anything like that since the Gordon Riots..*sigh*

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Date: 2005-03-27 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
Oh, should say I used to be a photo nut. Still got most of my cameras (the 35mm ones anyway) including my old Praktika IV...the camera equivalent of Brown Bess. Place on monopod, cock shutter (winding down the mirror and opening flash contacts) take careful aim and release. When uncocked, the flash contacts were closed...thus an electronic flash won't charge since the contacts are shorted. A BULB flash will if the bulb is popped/open. I was using her at a party...an old dear of 90 or so...and had taken a pic with bulb flash. Getting ready for the next pic I completed the circuit by inserting a fresh flash bulb, which celebrated by going off fusing the blue plastic to my finger and thumb.....and I couldn't even "Lord Mayor"!

Modern cameras are much too light to induce stability, it's easier with a girt chunk of metal leather and glass in your hands.

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Date: 2005-03-27 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassy-fae.livejournal.com
As I'm feeling tired and silly, I shall only say:
I got drunk on cheese!

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Date: 2005-03-27 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetpage.livejournal.com
Considering the cheese had chardonnay and sherry in it, that's not too surprising. :)

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