Hypermenorrhea is menstruating with enough force that your vagina pushes out the overflowing menstrual cup it contains.
Hypermenorrhea is putting down a towel *plus* a garbage bag for period sex and staining your mattress pad anyway.
Hypermenorrhea is starting the day with a sweater wrapped around your waist -- so that by the time you bleed through your pants (at 10am), the "shield" is already in place.
And I'm actually sharing this one in confidence, but:
Hypermenorrhea is *not recognizing* having a miscarriage because you always bleed this much (or more).
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Date: 2009-03-08 06:36 am (UTC)Hypermenorrhea is putting down a towel *plus* a garbage bag for period sex and staining your mattress pad anyway.
Hypermenorrhea is starting the day with a sweater wrapped around your waist -- so that by the time you bleed through your pants (at 10am), the "shield" is already in place.
And I'm actually sharing this one in confidence, but:
Hypermenorrhea is *not recognizing* having a miscarriage because you always bleed this much (or more).