Maury: Why does your 2 year old baby weigh 200 lbs? Mom: 'cause I feed her fried waffles, hot dogs, and milkshakes for breakfast. Maury: Why do you let her eat this: Mom: 'Cause she cries if I don't let her eat what she wants. Maury: Excellent, now let's have her prance around the stage in her diaper so everyone can see how she needs to stop and catch her breath after two steps. Audience: Yayyyy!!
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Date: 2004-09-21 06:44 pm (UTC)Maury: Why does your 2 year old baby weigh 200 lbs?
Mom: 'cause I feed her fried waffles, hot dogs, and milkshakes for breakfast.
Maury: Why do you let her eat this:
Mom: 'Cause she cries if I don't let her eat what she wants.
Maury: Excellent, now let's have her prance around the stage in her diaper so everyone can see how she needs to stop and catch her breath after two steps.
Audience: Yayyyy!!