And now, for some idiocy!

First up: He doesn't eat Kosher salt! He's not Jewish! He needs Christian salt! Where do I even begin to enumerate the things wrong with this picture?

Next: Revelations is so passé. We need a new, multicultural prediction for the end of the world! This one just makes me giggle. How many times in the last two thousand-odd years have people predicted the world was going to end? And how many times has it ended? A bit of historical perspective, here, people!