For new friends

Last summer, I wrote this post to introduce myself to new friends. It's still a pretty good account. The only significant change from that is that the female problems mentioned in it were resolved this week with a hysterectomy. The patriarchy had its way with me! Or, not. Also, I have a book almost finished and another planned and ready to start writing, when I can wrap my head around it (which is to say, hopefully next week.)

Anyhow.

My daughters are watching the Wiggles. This is not improving my mood at all.

I'm going to go around to a bunch of female health communities that allow non-member posting and offer up my new icon to anyone who wants it. Every time I see it somewhere, I'll rejoice in the fact that I NO LONGER NEED IT.

Your comments are whacked.

Not directed at anyone on my friends list - though hannahmorgan may wish to show this to her high school students. :)

A Joke for those on my friends list who aren't big fans of the former President

Stolen from iamradar, who stole it from someone else:

Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor to honor Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank to the following statement: For George W. we created "_________."

Here are some of their favorite responses:

1. Grape Depression

2. Abu Grape

3. Cluster Fudge

4. Nut'n Accomplished

5. Iraqi Road

6. Chock 'n Awe

7. WireTapioca

8. Impeach Cobbler

9. Guantanamallow

10. imPeachmint

11. Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker Swirl

12. Heck of a job, Brownie

13. Neocon Politan

14. RockyRoad to Fascism

15. The Reese's-cession

16. Cookie D'oh

17. The Housing Crunch

18. Nougalar Proliferation

19. Death by Chocolate

20. Death by Torture

21. Credit Crunch

22. Country Pumpkin

23. Chunky Monkey in Chief

24. George Bush Doesn't Care about Dark Chocolate

25. WM Delicious

26. Chocolate Chimp

27. Bloody Sundae

28. Caramel Preemptive Stripe

29. I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts

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( Cut because I know some of you would rather I never went over there again )

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