Are Cats for True Christians?

[velvetpage]

Not according to this JW website. Read with an eye to the ridiculous, please. It is posted for your amusement. Thanks perlandria for the link.

Comments

[wyldraven.livejournal.com]

The Bible does not say that cats were not present at Herod's birthday party when John the Baptist was beheaded.

I think my head just exploded. Please, someone, tell me this is satire! Seriously.

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Yes, I need a 'splody head icon. Preferably of a cat wearing a bandage. Trying to parse that and come up with all the things that make it truly asinine was a headache-inducing exercise.

[gracevlikevrain.livejournal.com]

Oh sheesh. =)

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much. Perlandria thought her Christian friends would be offended at the stupidity. I was too busy being amused. :)