Why even try to make up jokes about this?

[velvetpage]

There are just too many to go around! Link courtesy of the dark_christian community.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1684829/

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[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Modern bananas are basically a genetically-modified crop, totally dependent on humans for their continued existence because they have no seeds. Wild bananas are nearly inedible to humans. They didn't do their research very well.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Ooh, zing!

[sassy-fae.livejournal.com]

*grins* Their arguments are actually better fodder for the other side, and hilarious to boot!