The King of Spain

[velvetpage]

I promise to reveal the entire secret to my confused American friends - but not yet. *insert maniacal laughter here*

Comments

Oh, I know this one!

[athelind.livejournal.com]

I have stood here before in the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of Spain...

...right?

Re: Oh, I know this one!

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Nope. Nice try, though.

Re: Oh, I know this one!

[shavastak.livejournal.com]

No, no, you've got it all wrong! It goes:

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid,
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.

Re: Oh, I know this one!

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

You've both got it wrong, but at least it's entertaining. :)