Courtesy of Babel Fish - it's a little TOO literal so it sounds funny, but anyway...

"Come into the good room of our NetGrannys. By mouse-click in the photo of your Wunschoma can you our sock offer order. The Grannies with the star knits again also arm tulips!"

The arm tulip thing cracked me up! I'm sure it's something colloquial that Babel Fish just gacked on!