What do you get when. . .

[velvetpage]

Your husband can't sleep, and instead flops around like a beached whale, snores like a foghorn, and wakes the baby up at six o'clock on a holiday?

Answer: shafted.

I figured I was awake anyway, due to sleeping next to the beached foghorn, so I might as well get up with her. Besides, I'll need the sleep-in time much more tomorrow, after the Friday-night game, and letting Piet sleep in today means I should be able to bargain for right of first sleep-in tomorrow.

She's quietly dozing on my lap. Why couldn't she have quietly dozed in her crib?

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[georgiaskydiver.livejournal.com]

"What do you do when . . ."


I'm thinking baseball bat? Granted, if you knock him out he'll quit flopping around but it might not do anything to help the snoring.

We were kept awake all night by a SCREAMING incolsolable toddler. Wanna trade?

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

No, thanks. My sympathies, and I hope your day gets better from here.