Aww, I certainly hope she aspires higher than an office worker! I remember the thrill of writing in my Creative Writers class in OAC. I would write for pages in a great comfortable environment (the only classroom in the school with insense, a budgie and a toaster) and to this day I think of that class when I pick up one of those single subject ruled notebooks.
I've yet to see that gnoll costume in person. However, whenever I'm on a gnoll killing quest in Warcraft, I think of Patrick and feel bad for them :)