http://melstra.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] melstra.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] velvetpage 2009-01-16 12:16 am (UTC)

Gee, you have a lot of great ones! Here are mine:

1) You're standing in line at the grocery store on June 30 behind a woman who is buying hot dogs, rolls, soda, chips, a large bag of charcoal briquets, and a box of sparklers.
2) You are in the library and someone checks out "A budget guide to Disney World," "Visiting Disney world with kids" and "Everything you need to know about planning a trip to Disney World." Their two little girls look very excited.
3) It's the day report cards were issued. Next to you on the bus is a boy holding his card and crying.

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