These are the idiots who think that sexually transmitted diseases (HPV is primarily but not exclusively transmitted sexually) are God's punishment for promiscuity, as only promiscuous people get sexually transmitted diseases in their tiny worlds. They think that by preventing a potentially fatal consequence of a sexually transmitted disease, they remove the terror of dying horribly from vague scary monster diseases which will dissuade girls from having sex before they marry a pure, virginal boy.

edited to add verbs and clauses. I rite good.